You look at the old fella with his wrinkled face, wrinkled overalls..with a ash-tip cigarette on his lips…
You reach out and hands over the recycled piece of ticket
He takes a look at it, looks up into your eyes, gives a quick puff…and reach out to tug at the ragged pink nylon rope, opening the gate.
Taking a quick hop over the wet puddle of mud..
You walk with bend shoulders..and step into creakily seat.
With a quick snap, the door shuts….
Stuttering boom, and the engine whimpers into life….
Moving slowly, with every second seems its last,
the wheel slowly turns…lifting a soul up….lowering a soul down.
as you reach the top…
you see beyond the trees…you see beyond the world…
you see beyond the past…you see beyond the future.
before you can even take another look..
things start to move…down…
and lower it goes.
then with a gentle swing,
the door opens…
you step out, into the puddle of mud.
another day ends. as you look up, at the ferris wheel.
I should be more specific as to say “Dell Latitude” laptops are hazardous to your balls if your usual working condition requires the laptop to be on your…lap.
This 50 yr old scientist used the laptop for an hour with it on his lap, fully dressed in trousers and underpants.
From a medical journal:
bq.. The next day he noticed irritation and oedema of his penile prepuce. Furthermore, the ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about 2 cm. These findings were verified when I saw the patient 1 day later. There were no signs of phimosis or balanitis. The patient recalled that, while sitting 2 days earlier with his computer on his lap, he occasionally had felt heat and a burning feeling on his lap and proximal thigh, a sensation that was relieved at least temporarily when the computer was moved slightly.
After the first 2 days, the penile and scrotal blisters broke and developed into infected wounds that caused extensive suppuration. More than a week later, the wounds were covered by dry crusts and thereafter were healing quite rapidly. No antibiotic treatment was needed.
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “_If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that get 1,000 to the gallon_.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release (From Mr. Welch himself): If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
# For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
# Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
# Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
# Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
# Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought “Car95” or “CarNT.” But then you would have to buy more seats.
# Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
# The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “general car fault” warning light.
# New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
# The airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off.
# Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grab hold of the radio antenna.
# GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Ran McNally Road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
# Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
# You’d press the “start” button to shut off the engine.
buahahah…its been a week of doing nothing.
Been hard-at-work downloading more games…more mp3s…and also screwing up the layout of this blog…hahah….more C-Ass-Ass-sing around before the layout’s worked out…
This weekend will be spent wandering around in KL with frens…hopefully I won’t spend too mich…(wishful thinking)… you guys want anything?
Its another Switch spoof..but this time, its not from PC to Mac….but a StarWars version…from the Jedi’s to the Darkside….
“The whole Jedi thing just wasn’t compatible with my lifestyle,” explains the Flash animated Anakin. “My master was jealous, he was always holding me back.”
Dark Side Switch Campaign
1. Were you raised in a particular religious faith?
Nope. Although I was schooled in a Buddhist primary school for 6 years. Taken the learnings as something as a guide to living rather than a faith. Family practices Taoism and it is more a tradition for me rather than faith.
2. Do you still practice that faith? Why or why not?
See above. So in that way, I am and I hope I am living my life as how i am taught.
3. What do you think happens after death?
I’ll either rot or become ash.
4. What is your favorite religious ritual (participating in or just observing)?
No particular favorite but just enjoys any rituals that at the end of it comes feasting.
5. Do you believe people are basically good?
I believe we are born neutral. Blank sheet. Neither good nor bad. What’s good or bad is painted into our lifes by people and things around us.